oh hey you cute lovebirds the big day is passed and
can you believe it... you're married at last!
well for your sweet present we thought Long and hard..
and that is when we decided to make you this card!
I know what you're thinking... "coolest gift EVER!!" BUT just you wait... cause we're about to get clever!
you see, after the big day is all said as done;
you're covered in all the presents and goodies you've won!
you rush home to carefully start to unwrap and then the cake hits you and you've gotta (well you know..)
you rush to the bathroom and to your despair...
you quickly realize there's no TP in there.
now here's the dilemma..
don't believe me, just wait..
is TP what you really want to buy on your first shopping date?
We all know those gift cards were meant for much more,
than something that's used behind closed bathroom doors!
and now we will stop before this gets gross...
because let's just face it- you know you love us the most!
But for realsies... I hope by us providing you with this 'wickedly awesome not lame at all newlywed emergency basket' you can spend your first big shopping trip buying fun things and not worry about the boring stuff yet... because trust us, those gift cards are like gold and should be used as such! hahaha
we love you guys!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
Kurt, Jackie, Keller Bug, & Baby Sailor